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Hey its Burt me off i loved you and alex I think the brotherhood was so cute Season 3 on top

Hey Burt. GlobalistJew here. I still have some tokens I have to waste

AAAHHHH!!!!OHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!! BURT SELLS OUT FOR 50K. WHAT ABOUT THE NEPSTEIN FILES? BURT IS WILLING TO LET ANYTHING GO FOR 50K. EVERY BOY HAS HIS PRICE!! BURT, HOW MUCH TO GET TO THAT SWEET JUICY PROSTATE OF YOURS?

Hey Laura. Glad you made it back to the tank. What a cool doggy. You went hard sister. That was fucking cool. Keep the can do anything attitude and have a nice life sweety. Tank collabs are a must you need to be a gypsy queen in blood games 2

Hey Burt, GlobalistJew here. Loved the goo epilogue this season. How does it feel finally getting the 50k? Can you shout me out? GlobalistJew here. I'm Jewish. J

BURT! I've been an avid watcher since you first went on cam in the tank. Can you give a quick shoutout to my friend Jarred? He's got a HUGE crush on you but he doesn't think he would ever have a chance! It'd mean a lot to him. He sent you roses S3!

Burt its poetry month so here is a poem.

Laura, this is Shuge Sprite... Jet converted all my LARA stoh-ex to ALEX-B stoh-ex without my consent! Regardless, you are an all time freeloader... what you did to JD (who is gay) was so [emotional] beautiful.. [crying]

If you are co-signing it, I have my doubts.

How's it feel to be on the last season they are allowing gay black men?

Yo Burt! does making goo really the best thing that happened in your life? From 1 to 100 how much do like making goo? Can i get a shoutout to Santizophrenia, while doing a dab and then do the six seven meme. Congrats in wining season 3 Butholomeus!

STOP DECLINING MY CALLS BURT I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU! STOP DECLINING MY CALLS BURT I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU! STOP DECLINING MY CALLS BURT I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU! STOP DECLINING MY CALL

how bout you smoke some fucking lotion, you ashy faggot

Hello Burt this is unirbow next time you see me around the house make sure to ask me directly about fer ank on camera. We're doing a cutscene and its important

Burt, I named my sourdough starter after you, I want you to Burt off into it so it becomes even stronger!

Burt, it's poppa paul, your gay paramour. What have they done to you my poor victim baby? these white colonizers have abused your submental intellect again. Come back soon so me an my ivy league professors can rape you again. We like our retard doll

(screaming) BURT (calm) this is DudeWipes, if i dm you proof its me can i get a n word pass in my real name off camera post season?... Id take one just as dude wipes physically if not

Dunyay! I can't believe I'm saying this, but you were by far my favorite homosexual black man this season. You're alright man, you're alright. What fish do you miss the most right now?

Did you have a good time with Danny Mullin Bert? Any behind the scenes details you want to share?

Hi Burt, my friend got me an N Word Pass for my birthday from you but it did not show up in time and expired before I had it as evidence can I get a small extension for a few days, name is Lazy The Crazy, Also please shout out for little Mars Bro

When are you gonna go hang out with matan again? Do you miss him Bert? Does Mike Mike scare you?

Burt 50 k must feel so good. Vindicated. Thats fucking awesome man. Burt victory. Are you thinking forward to Season 6, other collabs. We love burt

Burt. you didn't answer my question. please tell me Burt. what do you think about Jesus Christ. the man. not the church. do you know his message? what do you think about it? he said sodomy is bad. do you agree with that?

juicy ass alert!

also, and imma get fucked in hard chat for this, but, its nice to see neggas not be so fucking cringe about the content. you make me feel seen as a black man out here. most neggas would try to make me feel bad for liking this shit. you're important

[screaming] Burt we love you! Shout out to Joker and Harley and the overdose on laughter family!

Hey Burt! My friends and I have been fans since day one. *burp* can i get a shoutout for my friend Christian and maybe some kind words for him? Much love from all of us Baby Bro!

ey twin, we love to give you shit, but you fucking killed it this season, as always. Love some dumb gay

You never answered if Gregs shit tasted good!How do you expect to get all those followers if the only thing you can think about longer than 5 seconds is raping and jerking off? you should start drinking again so you can feel something besides lust

What u did for Burt was really nice of u and really enjoyed you as a freeloader, Going to miss u all

Hey Burt what do you think about unibrow intentionally not inclding Fer rank on the season despite the fans wanting him?

Burt. Javi interviews porn stars. The home owner downstairs. We found out about it not too long ago. You should tell him about your porn and sex work, he might be interested in putting you on Porn Tank. Big Bro, you got this.

burt renee and eamon love you

[angry] GREG DID A LIVE STREAM AND SAID YOU FORCED YOURSELF ON HIM WHEN HE WAS VUNERABLE YOU DUMB CHOCOLATE MAN RAPIST

Stop the bit for a second Burt. Did you hear if bam actually relapsed? What happened with Cody?

How did it feel to rape baby bro Greg in his gross unshaved poopy butt hole? Did you eat his shit and how did it taste?

Burt. Marry Fuck Murder. Ben, Jet and Mints. This is important information we need to know.

Hey burt, did you know that one of the main side effects of the anti psychotic medication "Abilify" is hyper sexuality? I'm dead serious too. Look into it baby bro. Not even kidding. I have seen it ruin many lives. Dead serious. Slayyyyy. Slayyyy. J.

hey bert, new fan here! what does the b u r t acronym mean again? Big Ugly Rape Threat? fuck you you retarded nigguhr.

Javier, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. This shit is fucked up, but so was Viva la Bam and Jackass. Ignore your phone calls and get a new phone number. Remember that each one of these messages you hear is $30, and the plushies are over $300

[evil laugh] BURT! [scared] um [shout] answer the question? please! why is everyone still in the house? what is you and jets plan? love you big bro from new zealand. shout out to the kiwis watching?

How much Burt can a Burt spurt spurt, if a Burt spurt could spurt Burt?

You gon have to change your number bro.... welcome to fishtank big boy thanks for yo crib [fart loud] JD IS GAY

They dumped fermented piss and days old seafood boil on the floors outside these two bedrooms. They also were making swasteekas in here. Hahaha, racism. Very cool and funny. Pee pee poo poo house bitch!

just pinch some goo and other things in the house and auction on ebay. dont take advantage of this drugged out bisexual autistic guy. Scammer!

hey burt can you shout out my buddy thuggz

Bro, ignore your phone you'll spend the rest of your life responding to these calls. Keep your eyes on the prize. You have the exposure you need to get your company off the ground and you'll get paid from Jet and Ben. Scared money dont make no money

burt. listen. what do you think of Jesus Christ? have you read the gospels? sodomy is a sin burt. please read the words of Jesus Christ. He will help you burt. you have a good heart. but you are a sex demon. please stop.

Dumbgay, there is gay for pay, and gay for money. A big difference. Money means cash, pay can be anything. like blackmail, work favors, gifts, vacations, protection, extortion. Kenyans are the most academically brilliant africans did you know that pp

I will give u 400 for them